The Aulie trawler and the hungry gulls.

Newspapers, that is what they call themselves, but they are a sorry excuse of a media trying very hard to fall down the stairs, telling us what is happening in this world of ours. They are like hungry sharks biting and swallowing whatever is thrown into the sea. Take the Great Peacock Aulie, bless her sweet ass, all she has to do is posting a nude picture of herself on Twitter and the news desks are so hot you could have a barbecue in there. People are getting on the bandwagon and discussing (yea, me to it looks like), arguing, criticizing, parodying, having opinions and what-a-fuck! I mean, the picture is nice, like a fashion shoot. If a famous photographer had taken it and it was Kate Moss or someone in that league posing on that rooftop, it would be claimed as something else than a desperate attempt to get attention. The desperate ones are the “News”papers bored out of their minds, fishing for anything in the lake to show off as a big fish.

Whenever The Aulie trawler is cranking up the engine and heads out to sea, the seagulls are flocking around it, screaming and fighting for presentable scraps. And what does she do? Probably standing on deck laughing her cute ass off. I know I would, ‘cause it’s that easy getting attention and she rocks that boat of hers from side to side, stirring up water, making waves only seagulls flop around in waiting for fish heads to belch down like dishes from a five star restaurant.

I have nothing against seeing her naked, but I wouldn’t say it is newsworthy. A nude picture is anything but news. It is a body without cloths, nipples and a nice shave. Some ribs and high heels. A face with an attitude in a black & white presentation. It’s bait for the gulls and urban nudism. As long as the picture ain’t tacky, I say go for it.

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